A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
HA HA YOU’RE BLURRY
Fun from 4chan.
This is now canon.
All hail our Fletchling overlords.
I live my sex life vicariously through the characters of The L Word.
“Willow Smith? Yes, I adore her. She has the nicest skin too. If it weren’t for Will I think I might have made a coat with her by now. Oh well, Daddy won’t live forever!”
-Gaga in Elle Magazine
I think I speak for us all when I say um
That is creepy as fuck wtf